Vacation jokes. Cool congratulations on the beginning of the holidays

Hooray! The vacation has come
So, joy is ahead,
All of you have been waiting for the holidays,
Hearts are agitated in the chest!

Let the holidays to all of you
Will give the sea pleasure
And lead to all dreams
So that the mood was bright!

Vacation, vacation,
All parents sighed,
Waiting for a rest, days are waiting for you,
You accept my congratulations!

I wish you sleep, eat,
And listen to the music
I wish I walk for a long time,
And you stay up late!

Congratulations on the onset of the long-awaited vacation and I wish you a wonderful pastime, an exciting and fun vacation, a lot of adventures and travels, funny stories and colorful emotions.

Now the holidays have come
Accept congratulations
It's time to rest in full
Forget about your studies.

I wish you a great rest
Gain strength and enthusiasm,
To study with inspiration
Throw yourself into a whirlpool again.

Hurray, the holidays have come, I congratulate you!
Now there is too much time to read books.
And it is joyful to have fun, walking along the streets.
And do whatever you want and do a lot!

May this glorious time add positive.
And the holidays will bring a supply of goodness and strength.
May the days come warm, and you will heal beautifully.
So that every moment and every hour brings good luck!

Lessons need not be taught
It's time to beat your thumbs up,
This is impressive
Congratulations on that!

It's time not to think about anything
Let life fill with a big key,
Leave the study for everyone,
The vacation has come!

Hooray! The vacation has come
We congratulate you on this,
Forget the lessons for a while
We sincerely wish you
Enjoy every minute
But spend your time usefully
And an interesting activity
Find your liking!

Happy holidays I
I hasten to congratulate you
Joy, fun
The hour is coming.

Honestly deserved
You are a long-awaited vacation,
You can all day
Lying on the couch.

It is possible in the yard
To chase the ball with friends,
To swing on a swing,
Play Tanchiki.

Cheerfulness, energy
I wish to stock up
So that with renewed vigor
Science gnaw granite.

Vacation rushed to us. Hooray!
The kids are walking, having fun.
And all the books are thrown into the corner,
Boys and girls relaxed.

During this time you need to do everything
You rest, meet your relatives with a smile,
Let the time fly by,
In the company of invaluable friends!

The hour of fun is coming -
Vacation awaits you!
There will be school worries
Thrown aside.

Have fun and enjoy
Let the rest bring joy.
Gain strength to study
To conquer the heights.

Fresh, vivid impressions,
The most interesting acquaintances -
There's time for everything
Let it give delight!

So the holidays have come
They have been waiting for so long!
There are already many bold plans -
It's time to rest!

There is a little time ahead -
Spend it profitably.
To make a vivid impression
They cheered you up.

Rest you skillfully
It's a great time.
Do not forget about yourself
Gain strength, health!

Holidays are the happiest time for schoolchildren, students, teachers and parents. The time when you do not need to cram and you can devote the whole day to your favorite things. The time when you do not need to get up early in order to be in time for the first lesson. A time that adults remember with nostalgia and children look forward to. Best quotes about vacations from will help you to plunge into a carefree period of life!

Eternal vacation is a good definition of hell.
Bernard Show

For people who in their hearts have not ceased to be children and have retained an amazing gift to believe in miracles, New Year is always something special. A time of joy, optimistic plans, hopes, long happy vacations ... and a little bit of magic that they create for themselves and others, trying to make the holiday bright and memorable for all loved ones!
Oleg Roy

There is no good without bad: even a schoolchild is given an assignment for the holidays.
Charles Lam

Paradise and vacations have in common that you have to pay for them and your old life is the coin.
Joseph Brodsky

Life is not divided into semesters. You will not have summer vacations and there are few employers who are interested in you finding yourself. Search at your own expense!
Bill Gates

Vacation is when you have nothing to do and you do it all day.
Robert Orben

Vacation statuses for social networks

We wanted to come up with a plan with a friend on how to conduct summer holidays, but did not have time - they are over.

No matter how long the vacation lasts, it's still not enough for me ...

Well, the time has come when you sleep until lunchtime, and then wander around the house in anticipation of the evening. Long live the holidays!

I don't know who Quarantine is, but thanks for the vacation.

Vacation is when you have breakfast at three o'clock in the afternoon.

What friends are, such are the holidays.

The law of nature: the more fun the vacation, the faster it ends.

This is what the holidays mean - that yesterday was Saturday, I found out only today.

So the holidays have begun - the time when you don't know what date and what day of the week!

The most popular question among students on the last day of the holidays: "Did they ask us anything for the holidays?"

I just took up my mind, and then, bam, and the holidays.

School ... There is something good about it. For example, vacation.

A vacation is when you go to bed and your parents' alarm goes off in the next room.

Life phrases on the topic of rest from study

Vacation is a cool time. I want - I clean, I want - I wash, I want - I iron. And if I want - to a psycho and go to the country. I will water, weed, dig.

Vacation is when you wash the dishes just before mom arrives, wash off your makeup to put on your makeup again in five minutes, and put on your pajamas when you head out to the club.

Vacation is when you wake up, and after 2 hours it gets dark.

New Year's holidays are sick leave issued to the people in advance.

It is necessary to torture the children at school so that they begin to write in their diaries: "Thank God, the holidays!"

If in the mornings at 6-30 in contact there are no online friends, then this is a vacation!

Hooray! Holidays! The exams have been passed and there are 3 months of carefree fun ahead!

The vacation is over. The harsh Chelyabinsk everyday life began ...

I am so lazy that I wake up early during the holidays so that I can do nothing longer ...

Holidays also affect teachers: the historian said, instead of "Open the diaries", "Open the refrigerator."

Vacations, like any other segment of life, should be spent with benefit. Having posted one of these statuses on your page, it's worth doing something useful! Live communication, reading books, sports will become a much more enjoyable pastime than sitting at a computer. Parents of pupils better come up with entertainment program for their children on vacation: cultural events, joint watching films and other common hobbies will not let anyone get bored! Even summer vacations fly by at the speed of light, so you need to make the most of them!

Vacations are a favorite time for adults and children. Of course, for children and adolescents, summer vacations, for example, last almost several times longer than for their parents, but winter vacations last only a few days longer. But we always look forward to their coming with great impatience, because during this time there is a lot to be done. At the very least, you need to go on vacation to some warm country and return from there with a sea of ​​impressions. Especially for you, we have collected on one site many interesting statuses about favorite vacations. They will cheer you up and your friends up. Just go to our resource and choose the most interesting, in your opinion, statuses and send them to your friends or publish them on your page on the social network.

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The most popular question among schoolchildren on the last day of the holidays: "Did they ask us anything for the holidays?"

For some people, vacations differ from work only in that they are sitting at a different computer.

Law of Nature: "The more fun the vacation, the faster it ends."

The holidays have begun! The time when you don't know what date and what day of the week!

Cool status about vacations: Vacation is when you go home all day in your nightgown.

Everybody was thinking ... Holidays, now to the skating rink, to the cinema, somewhere else, and spend the whole vacation on the Internet!

I come home after the holidays and then the parrot screams to me: I'm finishing, I'm finishing ...

Now, having come to school, you can write an essay "How I Drank All the Vacations".

I would like to have a good rest, but too lazy to do it.

A vacation is when you go home all day in your nightgown.

Holidays, I beg you, slower, slower.

Only summer holidays are more important than vacations ...

Cool status about vacations: Vacation !!! Brains on a well-deserved rest.

This is what summer holidays mean: you don't know the date or month, and most importantly, it doesn't bother you at all!

Vacation is when you wake up, and after 2 hours it gets dark.

Vacation is cool. I want to clean, I want to wash, I want to iron. And if I want - to a psycho and go to the country. I will water, weed, dig.

Vacation is when you have breakfast at three o'clock in the afternoon.

We must torture the children at school so that they begin to write in their diaries "Thank God, the holidays!"

Vacation is when you wake up, and after 2 hours it gets dark.

I am waiting for you and I love you very much ... holidays ...

The father asks his son: -What was the lesson today? -On chemistry studied explosives. -What are you going to do at school tomorrow? -What school, dad? - eternal vacation!

Each person has his own happiness ... someone has money, someone has children, and I have a vacation.

Cool status about vacations: Typical answer to the question: How was your vacation? -Good but not enough)

Insanity is when you sit on vacation ... You look at your watch, and there is 13:04 and you think: "Now the call!"

Everybody was thinking ... Holidays, now to the skating rink, to the cinema, somewhere else, and you yourself will sit on the Internet for all the holidays!

Two perfect excuses not to clean up: I have no time, I'm already tired from studying. I'm on vacation, I'm on vacation!

Lucky schoolchildren - they have a vacation! And the students have study and practice!

I want a vacation ... - And they don't!

This is what vacation means - that yesterday was Saturday, I found out only today))

If in the morning at 7 o'clock there are no online friends in contact ... then this is a vacation!

School. There is something good about her. For example, vacation.

This is not for you to shaggy hedgehogs ... on vacation.