Interesting statuses for girls. Beautiful statuses for a girl with meaning
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I don’t know who’s drunk calling the ex. When I drink, I don't even know where my phone is lying around.
I beg you, those who leave my life, shut your mouth behind you.
I'm pregnant, I'm getting married. Thanks to the neighbors, otherwise I would not even know.
Most of all in my phone I like 2 commands: “change” and “send”.
There are too many reasons for death in the world to die of modesty.
Attention girls! Men who saw you drunk, naked, in tears and without makeup - you cannot leave alive!
You cannot drink tap water - it is dirty, and fruits and vegetables must be washed with tap water - they will be clean.
All men are looking for smart, beautiful, funny, sexy, some also with an apartment, a car, and also loyal and disinterested. The question arises: why are you to her?
It's easy to have a bad reputation! It is enough to be beautiful and sociable, and people will come up with everything and tell the rest!
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When they ask you: “Tell me, just be honest!”, You realize with horror that now you will have to lie a lot.
Going to bed at 11 or 12 pm is a small difference, but getting up in the morning at 6:00 or 6:05 is a huge difference!
I love variety in bed - I sleep in different pajamas every night.
Honey, give me something for my birthday so that I can say: “Wow! Lexus! "
Mine comes up today and says: “Strange, you women, creatures! When your jeans are not fastened, you cry with grief, and when your bra is with joy! "
Probably all the same it was not necessary to say to an unfamiliar hairdresser: "Come on, surprise me!"
Not every girl believes in love at first sight, because it is difficult to determine by eye who earns how much.
I don't want to be just an episode in your beautiful life, I want to be the main character!
I have already passed the age when you are worried about what others will think of you. Let the others now worry what I think of them!
I am selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I get out of control and can be difficult to deal with at times. But if you cannot communicate with me when I am in a bad mood, then you do not deserve me in a good one.
You will understand that she is an angel only when she turns her back on you.
Girls have no sense of proportion when they paint, drink and fall in love.
Each person has his own problems, someone has a rack in the opening does not fit, someone has an ass in jeans.
A beautiful and smart girl should have one guy, and a lot of those who would like to be in his place.
I know how to roll everything: eyes, banks, hysteria. I know how to make out of nothing: lunch, hair, scandal, I can take out the trash, the brain! In general, I am a very capable girl.
Take me away with the wind to where the beautiful guys dofig.
Yes, now not the boys went, but some women! Write first, call first, call first, too. Maybe she still has to call in and give flowers?
Give a woman a pair of nice shoes and she will conquer the whole world!
A girl should always look perfect, suddenly you meet your ex.
A girl worries about her appearance only in two cases: when someone is looking at her, and when no one is looking.
Girls are masochists. Epilator Proven.
A strong woman is when all her plans go to hell, and at the same time she smiles, looks great and knows that if she doesn't do what she needs, then it will be even better.
First a guy ran away from me, then a dog, now I see how hard it is for the fish to push the aquarium to the door.
Fear in my soul, eyes on my forehead, I walk on the ice in heels.
So you want to snuggle up to someone, bring your lips to your ear and whisper - give me money!
Don't look for the perfect person - I'm sitting at home today!
I put on my headphones, turned on the music and went to clean the apartment. She cleaned the floor of the apartment with the vacuum cleaner turned off.
She was an extremely sweet, good-natured and shy girl in those rare moments when no one annoyed her.
Oh, this female weakness. How much horsepower does it have?
She had a fight with her beloved, turned away, but in my head: well, hug, well, hug, well, hugs and bliiin and then he hugs, and you are like this: you have removed your hands!
Previously, I had no luck with men. Time passed: I grew wiser, became furious, became wiser. And now, the men are not lucky with me!
The deeper the neckline on the woman's dress, the easier she breathes, but the heavier - the man.
I would love to get better! But there is nowhere better!
I'm one of those girls who are literally bursting with laughter in the midst of dead silence about what happened a year or two ago.
I cannot be the second, and even the first, I can only be the only one.
I'm not surprised at anyone's oddities. I can't always explain mine!
I decided to make fun of my husband, put his bra in his pocket. The joke was a success - he confessed everything.
Over the years, I make fewer and fewer mistakes. But on the other hand, their quality is undoubtedly growing.
The funny thing is that the man of your dreams is someone's ex-goat.
The worst misconception among women is: "He will change." The most common misconception among men: "Yes, she will not go anywhere!"
If a girl walks in headphones, with her head down, and then abruptly changes her gait, then another song starts playing in the headphones.
Choose from this gorgeous selection of sayings and quotes called the status that suits your mood. Install it on a page on a social network and show others what you are experiencing right now.
- Seeing reciprocity in the eyes of a loved one is the main thing, this is happiness.
- You would know how much I cried because of you, you would have stuffed your own face, I assure you.
- Better to be alone than with someone who makes you feel lonely ...
- You should know that when you let go of everything, the best comes to you. Do not be afraid.
- I'm a strong girl, I can take out the trash, but I can also the brain ... if necessary
- Taking care of a woman is a sign of masculinity.
- The best sedative for a woman is a caring and secure male hug!
- there are people who really want to say thank you, at least for the fact that they are.
- Do you also have a friend who eats like a hippopotamus and doesn't get fat?
- Any woman becomes gorgeous when there is a man with her who knows how to light her eyes and decorate her life.
- - I want to see you.
- I'm not.
- And where are you?!
- Where you left me. In your past, in a unique July ...
We tried to collect only the best statuses for girls.
- - Darling, I came! - Drunk? So go where the saw! - Hello, ... girls ...! Right now I'll come, I asked for time off!
- I shouldn't cry, I shouldn't ask. I must not do anything that would cause his contempt. he must respect me even if he no longer loves me.
- I decided that today is a good day for me ... Why did I decide that? .. I haven't decided yet ...))
- You, too, when there is no boyfriend, no fans ... When a boy appears, does everyone look after?
- I admire my friend - this is loyalty! The fourth time she is married, but the lover is still the same!
- the woman behind the wheel is a goddess!
passengers are praying
pedestrians cross themselves! - How to lug five bags of groceries, so nothing ... And as foul language, so "You're a girl" ...
- Do not give anyone you are happy with.
- I ask you not to touch my character.
Yes, he may not be brilliant, but he weeds out many.
Leaving the right ones, the real ones.
Short statuses for a girl will decorate the page well
- When a guy, turning to look at you, stumbles on the go - this is the most sincere compliment.
- Chinese sages say: saints sleep on their backs, sinners on their belly, queen on their right side, wise women on their left ... I've been tossing and turning for a week, I can't make up my mind
- I do not know what I am constantly doing, but I always have no time!
- No kilometers are scary if you know that at the end of the road, they are still waiting for you.
- If a guy left you of his own free will, then he must work for another two weeks
- You don't have to be born tall to be noticed - dynamite is stored in small boxes
- I will never keep up the conversation that all men are goats, in my environment there are enough men whom you can be proud of!
- Girls do not be sad and smile more often, because we are the eighth wonder of the world!
- I love our tights. I have not put it on yet - I have already torn it))
- It takes patience to win a woman, to keep attention, to lose indifference ...
- Treat people the way you want them to treat you. Give your husband pantyhose!
- I think I'm pregnant: I'm sick of work and drawn to the salty sea.
- Bitch! - thought two women smiling sweetly to each other.
- Someone should be in command of the house.
- When men look at you with admiration - it's nice! But when women look with envy - you understand that life is good.
- Probably every girl has torn tights in the closet ... And they are stored there so that ‘ah, you still cannot see it under the pants’!
- Forget the peace of mind who decided to rule a woman.
- - Mom, we had a fight. - Well, daughter, it happens to everyone. - Yes, but what should I do with the corpse?
- Straightened her hair - to the rain; put her hair - to the wind; beautifully laid - to a hurricane; chaos on my head - I met all my acquaintances.
- I know the password, I see an ATM ... I think my husband will not be happy tomorrow ...
VK statuses for girls of different ages
- A sleeping baby is not only cute, but FINALLY!
- Old women at weddings often told me 'you're next,' but stopped after I told them the same thing at funerals.
- A beautiful girl is commonplace.
A smart girl is rare.
A free girl is extreme.
A beautiful, smart, free girl is an art! - It is very easy for women to relieve stress in the kitchen. For example, she took out a chicken, called him Sanya, Vanya or something else, cut off whatever she wanted, and slowly dipped it into boiling water ...
- I started to grow wings ... ... but then everything is on a broom, but on a broom ...
- I screwed it up myself, it's my own fault, I'm killing myself, damn it, how independent I am after all ...
- Our angels are always with us and often they use someone's lips to tell us something.
- always, always, always, believe in yourself, because if not you, then who else, dear?
- Someone draws well ... Someone sings well ... But I'm just Julia ... But being Julia is also a talent.
- If you get bored, then call! I'll be glad to see yours missed!
These are not all statuses for girls that are on our site.
- My friend is very educated. Yesterday I used to swear on the phone for half an hour - I never did it again!
- A smile is for everyone. The look is for the few. The heart is for one.
- You need to live in such a way that YOURSELF would be proud, ANOTHER wanted, the FORMER would bite his elbows
- Some believe that if a girl does not hang out in clubs until the morning, does not hang herself on guys, does not smoke, does not like noisy companies, then she is boring. Idiots! You need to appreciate such girls!
- Our feelings finally became mutual. Now I don't care about you either.
- I am like a convertible: just as cool, but there is no roof!
- Do not try to change, do not try to change…. I am who I am!!! This must be accepted ...
- Those who do not work have successfully married.
- I will not play a cameo role in your film. Or the main character, or go by!
- If beautiful and smart do not exist at the same time, then ... does it mean I do not exist?
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- Those who loved us did not teach us anything. We were taught everything by those who did not love us.
- You can seduce a man who has a wife, you can seduce a man who has a mistress, but you cannot seduce a man who has a beloved woman ...
- Being angry with people means considering their actions as something important in your life.
- Over time, even the most long-awaited call may become unnecessary ...
- Not dresses ... rings or rhinestones ... not even a fashionable car ... Nothing paints a woman like that ... as a well-chosen man !!!
- To look with love is to look with the heart. If you have love in your soul, everything that the eye sees is wonderful ...
You can fall in love with a girl, you can love a girl, but in order for a girl to love, it must be earned. 12
So that all your affairs succeed, and life always sparkles with a positive, you give yourself an installation in the morning: I am happy, successful and beautiful! 12
You have to get married because you are young ... out of stupidity ... out of love ... Otherwise, you will grow up, wiser and realize that you don’t need anyone in FIG. 14
How many times do I have to be smashed to smithereens to finally be happy? 10
I dedicate this status to every girl! You are extraordinary! You are priceless! Just know this and everything will be fine! 10
We are women, we are subtle natures, we take everything very close to our hearts, and sometimes, like little fools, we think of something and wait ... 13
Girls really have such a place, touching which, you can drive her crazy - this is her soul. 11
Never doubt your attractiveness! Libra is lying, people are jealous, and the mirror is generally crooked!) 9
Life for girls is like chess - we get rid of pawns for the king. 12
When a woman is offended, she is capable of any actions, except for adequate ones. 12
All girls are essentially angels, but when their wings break off, they have to fly on a broomstick. 10
It hurts - said the heart. Forget it - time calmed. But I will come back sometimes - the memory whispered. 10
Everyone thinks that every girl's dream is to find the perfect boyfriend. In fact, the dream is to eat what you want, and at the same time not get better! 11
Do not love him, but be his beloved. Don't look for him, he will find you himself. Do not follow him, as others do, if he needs you - he will come to you himself! 12
My life is a fairy tale. A tale of wasted time ... 13
He whined for two months on the topic - you do not love me. And convinced! I really don't like him. 12
Always look good just because you accidentally meet your ex) 11
If a girl walks, the guys are to blame. If he cries, the guys are to blame. If the girl is angry, the guys are to blame. In short, guys are always to blame for everything! 10
Why do I love him, and he me "yes", "uh-huh" and "too"? 10
If you are still not in a fairy tale, then the wrong wizard is with you. 10
There is no need to leave the girl alone, so that later there are no questions: where she was, who she was with, what she did and what kind of thing she did ... 15
The most interesting relationships are when they are no longer friends, but also not a couple! 16
The last word always remains with the guy. And that word is - Yes, dear! 10
Well, I went ... It couldn't be more vulgar ... 12
The girl is an emotional creature. She will always be with someone who creates her a good mood, gives a smile on her face and creates a feeling of happiness! 9
What do girls want? Girls want everything to be the way they want .. 11
Today is the graduation party. The girls look like real ladies, the boys - in tuxedos, all are beautiful. Congratulations! Good luck with your enrollment!
A beautiful woman does not need mind, it will distract attention from her!
For a girl, there is no better compliment than to say: "It will not hurt you to get better."
He: "You are too beautiful for my taste." She: "How to understand this?" He: "I would have been inflamed with passion for you and had, but I would not fall in love."
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The more the girl is not available, the more reckless is the desire to make her your own.
How many beautiful girls give birth to mothers to boys, just try, choose ...
I - do not hold and let go! You can calmly leave! Am I cruel? I know about that ... I'm sorry. You say that I am a princess. Well, that's enough, dear, don't be ridiculous. Most likely, I am the poetess of your wounded soul.
I guess I was dreaming a lot, but girls are not forbidden to dream.
I walk with a friend, two girls meet him, I draw his attention: "One of them is beautiful, and the second is for you!"
I will become the best for you, someday, when you are around ... I will often powder my cute nose, or I will understand that I am beautiful without any tricks.
breasts - silicone, lips - botox, nails - acrylic, but she is the natural beauty of the 21st century!
Bloody spring sunsets ... They bring about sad and cheerful at the same time ... Such beauty brings colors back to life!
Beauty requires sacrifice ... Who will be my victim? 🙂
My name is Nastya, I have no problems. I drive a Honda, and I want a Porsche Cayenne. I believe in love at first sight. And in this situation, I don't even need a Porsche ...
A woman's beauty is measured in Angelino Joules.
She is only 15, but she will prove her love, she will wait!
It was still good ... everyone said that we were the most beautiful couple! Well, what did you miss? What?
Everything that you look at with love seems beautiful.
The beauty of a man is measured in Brad Pitah))
Beauty will save the world, says my friend with her eye paint. "Aha with your beauty, the maximum that can be done is to save from hiccups through shock therapy" I answer
To be beautiful and loved means to be only a woman. To be ugly and to be able to arouse love is to be a princess.
Nondescript women know more about men than beautiful women.
After all, we are genius girls! The guy cheated on us, that's a goat. The guy has a girlfriend, nothing will move)
Beauty is a great power…. But the soul is more important
Today I saw a very beautiful girl: neat makeup, stylishly dressed, in heels, a pretty face. And from her mouth was a three-story mat. "Ugly" - the first thought that came to me. Stop swearing!
- Girl, girl! You must have strong, healthy teeth! - How did you guess? - Do you eat such an ass with bad teeth?
Beauty is only the promise of happiness.
One handsome guy suggested that I take a walk at 12 at night. Me: “Why didn't you write before? At least an hour ago. I was just gathered ... "He:" And I just wanted you to be without makeup, in home clothes. The most beautiful." Fuck ...
I am a beautiful girl and I have a normal, sexually satisfied brain, I don’t need to fuck it so actively!
Everything…!! No more sincere confessions, smiles and conversations ... Only a cruel and beautiful game. A game by my rules ...!
Really beautiful and sexy is that girl ... Which for this does not need to bare your breasts and ass.
Every girl has her favorite nail on her hands!
Be beautiful and sit silently. The first is easier.
Natural beauty is much more beautiful than expensive mascara powder and gloss
A woman's beauty lies not in the clothes she wears, not in her figure, and not in the way she brushes her hair. ... The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because they are the path to her heart - where love lives
Beauty is when the legs go to the face.
We are walking down the street with a friend, and after us some guys say: "Kitty - kitty". How unexpectedly, even for myself, I screamed: "I'll bark so hard that the meow will disappear!"
A bright woman, just a dream, Dive deeper, And there is beauty!
A beautiful woman should not be too smart - it is a distraction.
If a woman considers herself sexy, she is sexy.
beauty will save the world said a piglet staring at himself in the mirror, but with such beauty only toilets can be saved, you answered blame the fluff))))))))
There is no harder job than trying to look beautiful from eight in the morning until midnight.
All the girls are something, and I am something!)
A beautiful woman should not be too smart - it is a distraction.
From now on, I will do everything to make you regret two hundred times that you do not have such a beautiful girl as me!
While painting, she fainted ten times. From your own beauty.
Beauty is a gift from a beloved.
Beautiful good girls are liked only by parents, so let their parents fuck them))))))
Can you tell me where to find a stress reliever? After removing makeup ...
The main thing is not beauty, but the mind! And don't look at me like that!
If a girl saves your time, strength and nerves, does not get jealous and does not roll up scandals, do not worry, you are simply indifferent to her.
Less powder, less paint ... Less eyes for the boys! More pride, more intelligence - you wake up to please yourself!
Beauty both inside and out. But real beauty shines from within.
Beauty is a sense of self and it is reflected in your eyes.
If a beautiful girl was close to you, do not flatter yourself, Maybe she wanted to know…. WHAT IS IT WITH THE FUCKER?
To be beautiful and loved means to be only a woman. To be ugly and to be able to arouse love is to be a princess.
I'm happy by default. Please don't mess with my settings!
Eyes, mascara, lips, hairpins. Must be perfect because he needs perfect ...
Low-waisted clothing is usually worn by people with high self-esteem.
To believe in the beauty of a girl means to follow her with closed eyes.
Beauty is power, as well as money, as well as a loaded pistol.
DID NOT go to university today: hair is dirty. Was bathed in .. foams of mousse .. creams .. scrubs .. made up .. brought beauty) clean and beautiful) Kaif) and 2 in cartography ...
No external beauty is commensurate with the beauty of the soul. There are many beautiful people, but are they all beautiful in soul?
Beauty is not the main thing, money is not the main thing, the breast is not the main thing ... if you have one!
I am so beautiful that I myself would fall in love ...
Love and my beauty will save the world!
You are constantly panting in front of your friends that I am beautiful, so pretty .. and there is also a reason why you are with me ?!
If beauty requires sacrifice, then it is better, without arguing, to fulfill its requirements. Otherwise, who will save the world later?
Beauty is not in the face, beauty is light in the heart.
Beautiful women are counted among the talents of their husbands today.
Beauty is a terrible force. Especially when combined with a sly asshole.
It is not beauty that saves the world in our time, but the foundation
Why are we all chasing beauty? Because the world is ugly to nausea. We want to be beautiful, because we want to become better.
Today I'll put on a short skirt and stiletto sandals and go lure the guys! And you sit and regret that you did not choose me!
Take me away with the wind to the place where the handsome guys are fucking good!
Well-behaved women have no chance to make history.
If beauty requires sacrifice, then it is better, without arguing, to fulfill its requirements. Otherwise, who will save the world later?
beauty - a * xual attraction, and the soul - love.
Maybe I was dreaming too much, but a girl is allowed to dream.
Beauty is a sacrifice ... Beauty is a sacrifice every day] .. =)
Loving a girl for beauty is like loving chocolate for a wrapper; love a guy for his beauty ... - they don't like guys for their beauty, they just like it.
I will give fidelity to my husband, love to my son, beauty to my daughter, and respect and reverence to His and His parents!
physical beauty is not eternal. remember this. and never reject those who are close to you in soul.
Boys will never understand what menstruation is ... How hard it is to walk in heels. And how hard it is to get up early. To be beautiful all day ...
It's so trendy now: [pretty girls smoke strong cigarettes and love weak guys] ...
“What beauty,” I said looking at my ava!)
Love will save the world ... -Is it? But it always seemed to me that beauty ...
Not a trace of the sunny weather remained. Her body was still lying on the wet asphalt, her breathing was even and only sometimes interrupted by her sobs. Now her life no longer mattered ... She was raped and humiliated ...
So I look at myself in the mirror and think: "And who is interested in getting such beauty?"
Why did God create a beautiful woman? For a man to love her. Why did God make a woman stupid? For her to love a man.
Beauty will never save the world. If you do not burden her with reason.
You are as beautiful as everyone else ... -What? ... ..- No ...
How can you ask for hearts? This is the same as - write that I am beautiful ...
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