Today is a golden wedding,
Anniversaries congratulations.
That years have flown by in love,
And they never got into a fight.

Mom and dad anniversaries,
And an example for the whole family.
50 legally married,
So not everyone would be able to.

Eighteen thousand two hundred
Glorious days strengthened the marriage.
Golden lucky chain
Do not destroy no matter how.

We know life did not indulge
All sorts of things happened.
Golden stake tonight
We put golden candles.

If the wedding is golden,
We shower you generously.
Petal, grain, candy,
Gold as a coin.

Your anniversary is big
We congratulate you wholeheartedly.
To the wedding dance, come on
Invite the young man.

Congratulations, congratulations,
Toast, toast, do not appease.
What would I say a word,
Gotta get in line.

Let's say a toast, and shout - "Bitter!"
We will sweeten the life of spouses.
Let them kiss more
As long as we eat.

Today is a glorious Anniversary,
Hundreds of friends came to visit.
The ringing laughter of glasses,
Pamper grandchildren under the table.

Dear Anniversaries,
We beat glasses for happiness.
So that children and grandchildren are healthy,
So that you do not know boredom with them.

Give us some advice
How to live together for so many years.
It's like falling in love
To the left not to strive?

I offer brothers, here,
Let's drink for every year.
So as not to fall into the sediment,
We will pour into thimbles.

If the tradition is
So so be it.
Anniversaries need rings
Give gold.

You are a friend-friend on the finger,
Put on the rings
We will be "Bitter!" we scream
And you pour us.

Bride's golden scarf
After all, they lived together for half a century.
Together in happiness and suffering
Passed all tests.

Much has been said to each other
Warm words and formidable phrases.
And now it's our turn to congratulate
And raise a glass for you.

You have been together for half a century,
We got stuck - do not separate.
We will shout to you - "Bitterly!"
And count kisses out loud.

We wish you good health
Long years, happy days.
To please your grandchildren,
Every year it gets stronger.

We keep traditions
We carry a wedding roll.
To live life without problems
Everyone should eat a piece.

We drink kalach with vodka,
Generous table, snacks darkness.
Now potatoes, then herring,
We will sweep everything with a bang.

We sit at the table and eat
We follow the bride.
She will be again
Throw wedding bouquet.

Dishes with a gold border,
Golden confetti.
golden anniversaries,
Many years ahead of you.

Reluctance to disperse
It's good to sit around.
Shout "Bitter!" we won't get tired
And laudatory odes to sing.

We're not apart for long
And in five years,
We are at the Emerald Wedding
We will be "Bitter!" You scream.

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To make the holiday a success, you need to come up with an original turn of events. Therefore, an integral part of the celebration are ditties on | | .

Varieties of ditties and their features

1.Funny ditties:

Perky ditties should be present at any wedding. They will give those present a sea of ​​positive emotions. They are easy to remember and reading them from a piece of paper is not difficult. Below are ditties for guests, for newlyweds and for young parents.

1. There is a good reason today -

Sing ditties and dance.

Congratulations, mother-in-law

You have a great son-in-law.

2. Young, be obedient

Follow your husband's orders

But, and husband be faithful

Don't get on your wife's nerves!

3. To a beautiful wife,

Unnecessarily, husband, do not be angry,

Be gentle and gentle with her

So as not to inadvertently hurt.

All reproaches from the beloved

Silence the kiss!

4. Well, everything is reasonable with the father-in-law!

He loves his daughter!

Gets money alive

She gives the girl to her husband.

2. Chastushki with wishes:

When everything has already been said kind words and it seems that it is impossible to come up with a congratulation, ditties will help you.

1.We are our newlyweds

We are glad to congratulate you with all your heart

Happiness to you, let all the surprises

They will be good in life.

2. Be healthy, don't swear

Live to be a hundred years old

And keep, take care

Your love is a wonderful color.

3. Let your son be born,

little daughter

Let there be tomboys

They are very similar to you!

4. I want well-being

Just like a TV show.

3. Cool ditties:

Perky ditties with original text will cheer up everyone present.

1. Bite through a healthy bulldog

Mother-in-law's leg, skinny

Died immediately from the bite

Mother-in-law got poisoned.

2. An asterisk fell from heaven

Yes, straight line.

Milok will transfer me

Yes, to your last name.

3. The son came, said - "I'm getting married"!

I fell and sit.

Tomorrow is a first grade daughter

He will say: "I'm going to get married"!

4. As in our garden

White fluff flies.

If the guy does not kiss,

Become famous for the burdock!

4. Chastushki to the accordion about the wedding:

A good ditty accompanied by cheerful folk music will cheer you up and make you dance.

Lyrics:

We came to this wedding

To praise the bride!

And let the groom for it

Will fill the glasses!

At the bride-winch

Oh, character is gold!

But now she's free

There is none at all!

Laundry, come up with dinner -

That's all her work!

Well, why does she need

All this fuss!

The groom needs specifically

Also say a few words:

For the bride, he, right,

Make everything ready for a long time!

Let her wear it in her arms

Gives flowers every day!

If you forget -

Let's remind!

Represent him

Must sweat!

Go to football with friends

He probably won't make it!

Earn Finance

He's trying harder!

If the pockets are empty -

What will feed the children!

And have kids

He intends to fill the house!

He is 100% sure

That the wife agrees!

We need to drink

Far from one

To live together forever

Straight to the golden wedding!

So let's shout "bitter"!

And pour a cup!

We sang a lot of ditties -

I need to clear my throat!

5. Chastushki for a silver wedding:

twenty five summer anniversary It's a long time for a relationship. Quite a few good ditties have been invented for this occasion.

1. Silver glitters now,

Time is running fast!

Your young couple

Good, wonderful!

Twenty-five is a long time

Time has taught you a lesson!

All managed and were able,

They gave birth to children of the way!

The kids have grown up

And we have achieved a lot!

I wish you from the bottom of my heart

There is more sweetness in life!

Live together and enjoy

Hug more at home!

I wish you with all my heart

Survive until the golden wedding!

2. Silver deserves

Your family life

Our gift is ready

For undying love.

6. Chastushki for a golden wedding:

Not every couple is given to live side by side for fifty years. But those who have survived to this day are sure to celebrate this event. For this celebration, quite a few ditties were invented.

1. Golden wedding, golden wedding,

The couple is cool!

Together you are half a century,

There is no better couple in the world!

Golden family sparkles

It promises a lot of happiness!

Be together, at least a hundred years,

Invite for lunch!

You have good children

Grandchildren - just the highest class!

2. We sit at the wedding at the table

And we wish the young

To spend your whole life in love,

And the wallets were full.

We offer you to watch a video selection of ditties at the wedding.

Wishes for the wedding

1. Today is a clear day

Two roads intertwined!

I want to live life together

To forget all worries

We must love each other.

Drive away sorrows and bad weather!

And understand that this is happiness.

1. Congratulations to the young, and I wish you different things:

So that the silent mother-in-law and mother-in-law are safe,

Father-in-law so that the kind and rich always sponsor you,

Well, the father-in-law, so as not to be greedy, also invested.

3. Congratulations, newlyweds! May your family nest keep warmth and comfort! Coo, touch each other's feathers and raise your chicks!

These videos will show great options musical congratulations.

Choose entertainment wisely. Make your wedding unforgettable.

Nastya: “At the wedding, my friends gave me a musical gift in the form of ditties. The positive flowed like a river.

Oleg: “Recently, a friend celebrated a wedding. Tamada sang very funny ditties. Me and the guests loved it.”

Ah, this Russian wedding, its unique scope and color. What kind of wedding would do without an accordion (without an accordion) and without ditties: funny, dashing, mischievous. Moreover, not only people of the age have a desire to throw out knees, beat fractions and fervently sing these national quatrains. And the youth, seized by the general merriment and entered into a rage, refuses the rhythms of modern music in order to show themselves in all their glory and show off their wit. After all, each ditty carries humorous notes and a playful form. But at the same time, there is some truth in every joke.

There are a great many ditties on various topics, but not all of them are suitable for wedding fun. Many of them may seem inappropriate and taken with resentment. I present to you a selection wedding ditties, which can be conditionally divided into several parts. So…

Ditties for a wedding for guests

These ditties can be performed by all guests, regardless of their status and degree of kinship. Universal ditties, which can later be used annually, at every wedding: from paper to ending (and, if you're lucky, then platinum).

How beautiful are we

Both the bride and the groom.

I'll gather all my strength

I'll drink a liter for them.

Tables are breaking from food,

The floor from dancing is shaking.

All family, friends, neighbors

They drink wine for the young.

I danced at the wedding

Legs hurt.

My skirt is torn

Stretch the accordion wider

Unroll her furs.

Let's shout together "three-four"

For the health of the groom!

Oh beautiful bride

How good are you.

Everything is fine, everything is in place,

And a beautiful soul.

Chastushki-congratulations for guests

When all the words have been said, all the toasts have been listed, and the soul is still torn, these ditties will come in handy. Sung wishes will be appreciated by the heroes of the occasion, and all those present at the wedding.

May love always live

In your pure souls.

And nothing dreams fly

It won't break yours.

Our newlyweds

Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts

Happiness to you, may all moments

They will be good in life.

Don't swear, don't get sick

And live to be a hundred years old.

Save and cherish

Your loving, bright light.

Let your son be born

And daughter too

And let there be tomboys

Everyone looks like you.

Wish you prosperity

I want big.

And let your life be

Bright as the show.

Ditties for the bride

This selection of ditties is quite suitable for the bride to perform. But it is not forbidden for the guests to sing these unpretentious verses on behalf of the bride.

Ah, my mother-in-law

Be kind to me.

I will call you mom

Just don't touch us.

I am my mother-in-law yesterday

She called Mom.

And for that she told me

Jeep drove up.

I will respect the father-in-law

He will be my dad.

If it offends

Mother-in-law will judge us.

Oh, you are our parents

The grandchildren will be coming soon.

You will cook porridge for them,

You will not be given peace.

Mom, dad, father-in-law, mother-in-law,

Start dancing.

Don't spoil the blood of the young,

Jump into the stroller.

Ditties for the groom

These ditties could be sung at the wedding by a representative of the strong half of the family tandem, that is, the groom. If he is not endowed with vocal abilities, or for other reasons refuses to perform them, then the men's guests can do it for him.

my mother in law is good

Kind, like a mother.

Just don't bother us

We'll manage ourselves.

With father-in-law, I think we'll get along

We will find a common language with him.

About hunting, about fishing

Let's start conversations.

I called mom

Made her happy.

And became a favorite son-in-law

Right away, probably.

I will love my wife

For a long time, that's right.

Bring out - I will not beat,

I'll probably refrain

Our dear guests

Don't skimp on gifts.

We will accept any:

Ruble, dollars, euros.

You can also compose ditties yourself, using information about your newlyweds. Here, for example, which my husband and I composed especially for them.

But for a snack Chastushki for a wedding from the group "Balagan"

And wedding ditties from Putin and Medvedev

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What wedding feast is complete without the performance and texts of cool and funny ditties? They are traditionally sung, catching the right moment, at all Slavic weddings!

They congratulate the newlyweds with cheerful and witty wedding ditties, jokingly tease the mother-in-law and father-in-law, paint the groom's parents and "reveal" all the "charms" to the young family life. In a word, without ditties, a wedding feast turns into a boring event with silent absorption of food and drinks!

To prevent this from happening, remember the texts of ditties for the wedding published below. We have table wedding ditties provided for every taste - for the bride and groom, and for their parents, and for guests who want to sing some playful quatrain at the wedding. Meet -

Chastushkas for a wedding are funny, cool

We are the families of the young
Celebrate the birth
And let's sing ditties
To everyone's surprise.

Unreliable girls
Filled the country.
In our time to rely
Only for the wife!

The guests were whispering at the table,
I overheard the conversation.
They say that couples are more beautiful
Haven't seen it yet!

Groom loves bride
And now they are married.
From now on they will live together
There is no one to blame!

Having skipped a dozen stacks,
Everyone will dance and sing!
Well, son-in-law, it's easy and simple,
Mother-in-law will call mom!

The little son-in-law came to the father-in-law,
And quietly:
"Hiding money from your wife
This is very bad?"

Our dear guests
Don't skimp on gifts.
We will accept any money:
Euros, dollars, rubles!

"Bitter" - everyone screams today,
And I'm just sweet!
I really like it, for sure
This is your wedding!

Funny ditties for a wedding from guests

We walked at the wedding
They danced and got drunk!
Just completely forgot
Give you a gift!

It's time for the young to go to bed
Well, we have to worry
Yes, suffer from the question:
“Will they succeed?”

And now we will shout: "Bitter!"
And ask everyone to pour!
We sang a lot of ditties -
You need to clear your throat!

We wish the young family
Honestly in the house to share,
Who is garbage and dishes,
And who to beat the buckets.

How beautiful are we
Both the bride and the groom!
I'll gather all my strength
I'll drink two liters for them!

Do not swear, do not get sick,
And live to be a hundred years old.
Save and cherish
Your family bright light!

I was going to the wedding
I twisted the curlers
And the neighbor got scared
She screamed, "God!"

If the berry is ripe,
You have to pick a berry.
Tired of calling the bride -
Know it's time to call your wife!

Do not cry about any grief,
Not about everyone and grieve.
Although married and bad,
But it's bad to live in girls.

Chastushki for a wedding from friends and girlfriends

We'll drink a friend today
Gotta get used to the fact
But, as before, for each other
We will stand up!

Do not take from your mother-in-law in a barrel
You are salty mushrooms
So that with a smile on your lips
Do not sit then in the bushes.

Do not rush, girlfriend, get married,
Walk down the street.
The feather bed is not ready yet -
Feathers on a chicken.

We wish you well
A sea of ​​happiness and love!
Without hesitation, if necessary,
Call us for help!

Played around, played out
Girls, dance!
Without the best girlfriend
We are now left!

I ate and got drunk
Tired of sitting at the table.
I'll finish my ditty
And I'll go to the hayloft!

Well, what kind of wedding is complete without fun, without jokes, jokes? And among the folk wedding humor, a prominent place is occupied by wedding ditties - cheerful, perky, sometimes even a little obscene, with oily jokes - but still dearly loved and able to cheer and entertain guests. We present to the attention of readers a collection of wedding ditties.

Like a butterfly, I flutter
Buzzing like a bee!
Because I am today
Girls, I'm getting married!

Oh, matchmakers got married,
Me on Sunday
Still you love me
And not this Xenia!

Darling rolled me
On my Land Cruiser
There are still traces
It's on his body!

I'm not afraid of mother-in-law
I'm a brave girl!
And I'll walk down the street
Like a white swan!

My fiance brought me flowers
roses and lilies,
Under the window I was crying
Unloved songs!
I then told him:
"If you want, then marry"
And from your vocals
I don't enjoy life at all!

Oh my mother-in-law
Look at me!
I'm such a good son-in-law
Even better - nowhere to take it!

I marry my daughter
And I dance and I sing!
Starting from this day
Mother-in-law will call me!

The blood boils in the veins,
I'm happy for my son
I'm now called mother-in-law
And the son is a man!

Wedding sing and have fun
Dance until you drop
She gave her daughter in marriage
Groom as a reward!

Don't look for me, mom!
I loved the gypsy
I will sit with him on a horse,
Please remember me!

Oh, daughter-in-law, take care
my son
Tea for him and pies
Come on, honey!

Eh, walk, have fun,
Dear guests!
I became a young wife
Marrying Cyril!

I'll clap my hands
How good is he!
The year frolicked with me
Finally married!

If I show my mom
I am my beloved
My mom won't give up
Our last name!

Your beloved
I met on the Internet.
It turned out my neighbor!
How did I not notice?

I have big plans
I really want to get married!
I'll get up early today
I'm going to look for my husband!

How many boys around
Eyes open!
I'd rather not marry...
I like them all!

Dear invitation to me
To watch in the cinema!
Said we'd pamper
Kissing spots!

My father-in-law dear!
Let's go fishing!
You take your wife
I'll take Natalka!

I will make friends with my father-in-law,
Uncle is good!
I'll buy myself a skirt
And he has galoshes!

I dreamed about children
I didn't eat, I didn't drink.
My dear tried
She gave birth to triplets!

I'm early this morning
Married Ivan!
I will be a faithful wife
Just be gentle with me!

I can't live without you
My dear!
Your father is a magnate
Who is mine, I don't know!

I'm on a date today
I won't go to my sweetheart.
To me it is about the universe
Always scratching nonsense!

Today I finally
I'm going down the aisle with my sweetheart!
I didn't want to for a very long time.
Finally flew!

Loved the pilot
Glorious young man.
He was so brave.
Flew once.

wah save me allah
I saw a darling in curlers!
Basically beautiful!
Too bad you're jealous!

I got married early
I'm crying now.
Girlfriends graduation
And I'm babysitting twins.

I won't love you.
You have a long tongue.
I have even longer
But I'm used to it.

I decided to leave my husband
I don't want to see him.
Buys me toffees
I want chocolate!

My wife is a jerk.
For me, she feels sorry for cutlets.
Wants to make me brothers
New Vegetarian!

Bought in the store
All kinds of spirits!
And now I smell
I invite suitors!

I gave my mother-in-law a "wheelbarrow",
Let her ride!
And she five days in a row
Terribly outraged!

My mother-in-law and I are friends
Became bosom!
Relationships are like this
Very atypical!

He charmed me
He immediately proposed marriage.
Didn't get to agree
On the other decided to marry!

Shaved my legs in vain today
And plucked an eyebrow
My dear did not come to me,
Looks like the love is gone!

I don't want a wedding suit
I'd be better in jeans
I don't care what to go
Marry you!

I do not understand something, girls,
They don't marry me.
It turned out that the teeth are rare,
Legs form a circle!

If I become a sex bomb
I won't hold back my feelings.
All male population
I'll put stacks!

She has crooked legs
No waist at all
It's okay that the nose is big,
Home is in Italy!

I invited dear
Swim in the river.
How she undressed
I began to doubt!

I have a cute little one,
Leaps to kiss.
Well, I'm even smarter -
Got to undress!

My dear escorted me
I shook my hand in parting,
I see, it is very toiling.
And he's shy to kiss!

My dear hugged me
I have been looking for a waist for a long time!
Carried in the ear every nonsense,
Probably no experience!

Already married friends
I'm still a girl!
Suitable figure
I can't find myself.

My dear doesn't kiss me
He says his nose is in the way!
And I'll put it out of anger
I give him a big hickey!

You and I got married
We got married in the church!
We are inseparable now
What are you sad about?

My mother-in-law is the best!
The lady is non-confrontational!
There is only one drawback -
Too appetizing!

I'm at my mother-in-law's on pancakes
I eat heavily
And then in your pants
I can hardly fit!

Oh, my dear son-in-law!
Be a good husband
Yes, work, do not be lazy,
We don't need a drone!

I was going to the wedding
I twisted the curlers
The neighbor got scared
She screamed, "God!"

Invited for a date
Only the day is not specified!
And now every day
I support the fence!

I'm not twenty anymore
And I'm not married!
My grandfather is wooing me
Made it, well, it's got to be!

Loved a sailor
Don't tell your heart
I'm on the beach for now
And he's on a long flight!

I will plant an onion in a row,
Side by side carrots!
What a good hostess
I'll prove it to my mother-in-law!

She gave her daughter in marriage
Tore myself away!
You love her, son-in-law
Like a mountain ash of poplars!

Friend, you are YOUNG,
Just started shaving!
And fell in love with all my heart
And got married!

My dear invited me
Ride down the hill
So he drove me a sled,
What am I with the baby now!

I wanted to marry
Just choose someone
The girls have been married for a long time
For the Germans and the Greeks!

I walked along the boulevard
I walked by the river!
I'm a bride from the heat, from the heat,
Where have the men gone?

I'm a pretty girl
Nobody gets married
I laugh out loud at everyone
The people are offended!

I was looking for a bride
Washed all the heels
I'll tell you honestly
I like men!

Oh, you, my mother-in-law,
You are so kind
If you don’t lend a ruble,
You will immediately become a cobra!